*Chokes on my pop* DIDDY hiding a Louis Vuitton clutch purse under his jacket?? SUSPECT..

I found this on Mediatakeout.com .... HUH? I understand "travel comfortably" but HUHH??!! 

They took the words right out of my mouth:

"Ummm...moving right along...."

What do you make of this?

(Posted to my "Fash, Crash, and Burn post)

Fash, Crash, and Burn: BRITNEY SPEARS' Hair

This is SO, SO WRONG on so many levels.

On one hand, I'm happy that Britney Spears is getting her focus back and doing the right thing for her career a step at a time. ON THE OTHER HAND... Britney put her hair in absolute neglect! I was shocked when I visited MediaTakeout.

Of course, I've seen bad weaves in my life, but this is DEPLORABLE when you have the track EXPOSED and everything!! Please sweetheart, you make MILLIONS a year; a good, $300 lacefront wig will take you a very looooooong way...

Fash, Crash, and Burn: JANET JACKSON's 'Masculine' Outfit

We all know about the masculine look that we see women doing; it CAN be cute, depending highly on SKILL to not look 'mannish.' There are several items out there in shopping malls that are 'masculine' for women but still is nice-looking on the figure. For example, BOYFRIEND JACKETS, BOYFRIEND BLAZERS, BOYFRIEND SHORTS are the look to go after (See examples below) indefinitely in this category.

Unfortunately, it was very obvious that Janet Jackson (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty LOL) was trying too hard and ended up on my infamous 'FASH, CRASH, AND BURN' posts. She literally made herself look like a "Men in Black" in Louboutins. She was seen attending the second trial of Dr. Conrad Murray, accused of killing the late Michael Jackson with an overdose of Propofol. However the ITEMS she picked--not the whole outfit, just piece by piece--was pretty nice.

She wore Tom Ford "Whiney" sunglasses valued at $380, an Alexander McQueen skull print tie for $175, and Christian Louboutin stilettos for $700+. She also carried a tan Hermes bag. Check out some more pics of her.

Aww, Janet, don't overdo it. It's already enough that your hair is short and now you're putting on a suit!!!

Fash, Crash, and Burn: A BUSTED WEAVE & Going Out In Public!!

SMH... look at both of these girls... the one on the right is only 16 YEARS OLD!! Black girls, please take care of your hair; DR. MIRACLE's HAIR CREAM can go a looooong, looooong way...

*Tears* TRAGIC!!!!

Ladies, Don't You EVER Spend Hundreds of Dollars On Something So PLAIN-LOOKING!!!

What were they thinking??? This partial collection is from T FOR ALEXANDER WANG. You know one item is gonna cost you. But don't spend your money this way, especially on something that looks like you would wear to bed.

The only way I will let this one slide is if it's LOUNGEWEAR, other than that: Umm....

Aww... every designer misses the mark once in a while.

WILLOW SMITH's New Haircut!!! It's...Umm... So She...Err...

The "Whip My Hair" 9-year-old singer Willow Smith has gotten heavy airplay and she has good style sense for a girl her age.... Look at her nice leopard leather coat.

It's the hair I have a problem with. I can tell she's trying to be Rihanna "Rated R," but NO BABY NO. I'm not talkin' bad about Willow, I want the best for this little girl, but Will and Jada need to put their foot down and address this HAIRY BOWL on Willow's head. Sorry Willow, but this belongs in my "Fash, Crash, and Burn" posts.

NICKI MINAJ: The Loudest and Fun Fash Sense 'N' The Game

When it comes to fashion, especially LOUD and ECCENTRIC fashion in entertainment, Nicki Minaj has got to be one of the baddest in the game. She has certainly got an image boost with the clothes she wear that gets louder and bolder over time. The POP, the wigs, the attention-commanding, the real-life black Barbie image she has been pushing to the crowds aggressively probably is what moved 375,000 units of "Pink Friday" in its first week.

Check out these pictures of Nicki Minaj in her latest performance @ VH-1. Ain't she LOUD (in a good way)?! She can pull her crazy looks off very well when she's performing--- Nicki, just don't wear this kind of stuff on the red carpet (see previous "Minaj" link from "Fash, Crash, and Burn": http://theonlyjaiden.blogspot.com/2010/11/fash-crash-and-burn-nicki-minaj.html )

See more pics of Nicki Minaj:

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Chris Brown's Shoes

Check out Chris Brown's... shoes...boots...SHO-BOOTS??? What are these? Somebody tell me please!!!!
Ayy.. big white bodyguard... slap Chris Brown for me, would you??

Fash, Crash, and Burn: BOY'S NEW HAIRCUT IS A LACEFRONT WEAVE??!!

WHAAAAAAAAAT IIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS THHHHHHHHHHHIIIIISSSSSS???!!!! This local 10-year-old  boy, I'm not sure from where exactly, was featured on Mediattakeout.com with a brand new hairstyle. It is NO PRANK; it's an ACTUAL hairstyle!! It's a partial weave that this boy wanted so much that his momma gave in to have this shot-down...this.... OH DEAR LORD!!! No... THIS IS LIKE A BAD DREAM... 

...And Finally A "W" for Omarion

In recent weeks, former B2K singer Omarion has been struggling in his direction of style. His choice of picking out certain items weren't too shabby, but when they came together as an outfit, it led to my "FASH, CRASH, AND BURN" posts-- TWICE.

I found Omarion today on Upscale Hype. Yay for Omarion because this outfit works a whole lot better than his other ones that have this kind of Kanye vibe to it. It doesn't look good on EVERYBODY; just Kanye and a select few. However, I'm borderline about the Louis Vuitton monogram mink scarf ($2,260). The scarf is fine to me; it's just the placement of it across his chest. Maybe it could look better as an unexpected play...on the waist.

Placing the fur scarf around the waist in place of a belt is very different but will bring much more attention to the subtlety of the gray blazer and black bowtie, while still showing off a "playful" and European side. Also, the fur scarf being placed around Omarion's waist will resonate an opera kind of vibe, like those orchestra musicians who wear those belt-thingies around their waist.

Sidebar: Another idea in using the mink scarf, but in a very stately manner rather than "playful," would be to simply take the full length of the scarf and drape it over the left shoulder; he would definitely look like he belongs in the royal court.

It (scarf on a man's waist) might look strange, but it'll get easy on the eyes. Fashion is all about adapting and trying new methods to otherwise simple materials.

Fash, Crash, and Burn (2)

This is purely coincidental. I have absolutely nothing against Omarion. I came across this picture of him on MediaTakeout, and what's he wearing...just.... OMARION....bro-bro....just stop. Really. Doesn't look good on EVERYBODY.

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Check out Omarion at his 26th BDAY BASH in Hollywood. While I'm not the kind of person to "BASH" too hard on people's fashion sense, I will say this-- Some people may not agree/like certain Kanye-esque accessories, but I thought they were cool. Now we're looking from top to.... bottom. Ouch-- the shoes just ruined the whole thing, made erry'thang look worse.

With such a risky outfit, you have to make sure the shoes are on-point!!! He would have looked much better if he had paired the outfit with some classic black Timbs or Polo boots with the tongue out, Or.... some black-on-black Air Force 1s with custom gold laces to complement and repeat on the heavy gold jewelry Omarion was wearing... Hmm... SMH.